against my better judgement, i got a cell phone about three weeks ago. in these three weeks everyone and their brother has tried changing my god awful ringtone. i'm starting to hear "burnanananernernerrnerner" in my head at night, getting increasingly louder with each loop. it's driving me fucking insane.
i didn't want to take it into one of the stores cause really, what am i gonna say? "hi. i don't know how to change my ringtone. can you help me?" what kind of moron would that make me? a pretty big one, apparently.
tonight i finally did it on my way home from work. i talked to a girl with fried hair and purple frosted lipstick who looked at me just as i'd probably look at me: like i was an idiot.
she went thru the whole process of how you change yr ringtone - which i am well aware of. good god, i've been trying to change the fucker for almost a month. when she finally understood what i was saying - that even when i select a new one it doesn't work, she told me i'd have to send it back & exchange it cause something's wrong with the phone.
here's the good part - she selected some new tone, called it from the store phone, and do you know what? that little motherfucker worked!
still not believing it, convinced she had some cellular voodoo action going on, i changed it to another one, and had her call it again. sure enough, that sucker worked.
so i left. feeling like a total ass.
but i still wasn't convinced.
i called matt on my way home, not even two minutes after leaving the store, and made him call meback. and guess what i heard when my phone rang?
"burnanananernernerrnerner"
will it never end!?