[especially when you're toasting yr favourite girl in the whole city.]
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if ever you wonder what my greatest fear is (besides midgets), it's frogs.
my friends all discovered that tonite when dre pulled a real dead frog (which now acts as a coin purse, or in her case, pot pouch) out of her bag.
when the words, "hey guys, look! there's a frog in my purse!" came out of her mouth it was like slow motion.
i saw the thing in her hand as she cupped the other one over it, and all i could imagine was the thing jumping out of her hands, thru the air, across the kitchen, and on me.
i screamed.
i tried to get away.
i headed for the door while eyeing the frog in her hands. upon realizing i'd have to go closer to the frog to get out i backed around to the other side of the island. i hear the look of panic in my eyes was priceless.
then it happened.
the thing came hurling across the room at me.
i ducked, still screaming, jumping too, and crouched down beside the island, with the frog lying on the ground next to me, and dre & t cracking up.
then everyone came in from outside to find out what all the screaming was about.
you know, of all the stereotypical girl traits to have - i got stuck with the fear of tiny animals that are probably more afraid of you than them. and to top it off, i fucking scream.
reeeeee-diculous.
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dave and i took the hottest pictures tonite.
i also got totally freaked out by this guy who really means well - i just don't think he understands that i can barely handle hugging the people i love, so when a virtual stranger wraps his arms around me & squeezes i get pretty weirded out.
i'm not equipped for that kind of space invasion.
i'd also like to know why it is that when the super cute boy at the bar tries to flirt with me, i end up laughing at him, and basically ignoring him.
what.
the.
fuck?
oh well. i needn't be bothering with all that anyway. i've got my eye on another super cute boy.
he's just in oklahoma, and not here.
hmph.